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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
Name: Green Cat
Secret Identity: ?
Special Power: Crackling Chopsticks
Transportation: Turbo Minivan
Weapon: Psychotronic Rifle
Costume: Chain Helmet
Nemesis: Jack the Unspeakable
Tragic Flaw: Fear of short people
Favorite Food: Twinkies
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